
I stopped in at Starbucks yesterday between appointments and the barista told me breathlessly - "Did you hear Anna Nicole Smith died?" It was easy enough to think drugs, but here's a great murder theory (watch for it on CSI soon):
One of A.N.S.'s lovers - either Stern or the other guy, manipulates his way to become the father of A.N.S.'s baby. As soon as said baby is born alive, they off previous son, Daniel, so that A.N.S. has only one heir. Then they off A.N.S. herself. The father (whoever finally he ends up to be) now controls baby's money.
Of course, it would work better if they'd have waited until the Supreme Court case and paternity were decided.
But seriously, Defamer has the best round-up. His description of Wolf Blitzer/Dr. Gupta's coverage is good for a laugh. If you are morbid, then Splash breathlessly says they will post a video Tuesday of CPR being administered to the dead celebrity.






Okay, I won't withold it any longer. Here's my bittersweet tribute to Anna Nicole Smith:
Hole in the Soul
(of Anna Nicole)
Dr BLT (c)2007
http://www.drblt.net/music/AnaNicole.mp3
Posted by: Dr BLT | February 16, 2007 4:38 PM | Permalink to Comment